jeudi 7 février 2008

Definition of a Kiss:



Prof. of Computer Science:
Kiss is a few bits of love compiled into a byte.

Prof. of Algebra:
Kiss is two divided by nothing.


Prof. of Geometry:
Kiss is the shortest distance between two points.


Prof. of Physics:
Kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.

Prof. of Chemistry:
Kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.

Prof. of Zoology:
Kiss is the interchange of unisexual salivary bacteria.


Prof. of Physiology:
Kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicular ores muscles in the state of contraction.

Prof. of Dentistry:
Kiss is infectious and antiseptic.

Prof. of Accountancy:
Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.

Prof. of Economics:
Kiss is that thing for which the demand is higher than the supply.

Prof. of Statistics:
Kiss is an event whose probability depends on the vital statistics of 36-24-36


Prof. of Philosophy:
Kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.

Prof. of English:
Kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction, it is more common that proper, it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.


Prof. of Engineering:
Uh... What? I'm not familiar with that term.



Definition Of A Kiss in tunisia

kiss c'est un son qu'on emet pour faire fuir les chats

2 commentaires:

Bel Malwene a dit…

hihihihihi :))))
je préfère de loin la définition tunisienne.

Exquiza a dit…

et bien dit donc!! ya tellement a dire de quelque lettre!! lool